LEAVE THE BUNCHING, ITCHING, AND CHAFFING TO SOMEONE ELSE
 
Itchy and Scratchy might be okay on the tele, but not in your shorts!  This is a performance piece minus the weight.  The StreamLine Tech Short has all the features you could need and none that you don't.  Instead of "all the bells and whistles," will say, "Only the bells you need and want"  without any of the chaffing. 
 
Medium length short, quick-dry, UPF material, single contour side cargo pocket with H20 drain, dual contrast front pockets, single contrast rear zippered pocket, drawstring waist.